SITUATION REPORT
CLOCK IN
IT IS 4:30 PM. RUN.
The 4:30 PM Redundancy has begun. Your colleagues have been optimised.
SPACE JUMP
ENTER SLAP
LEFT JUMP
RIGHT SLAP
- JUNIORS can be talked down. Slap to detox, +25
- A keyboard notice means bare hands are not
approved equipment. Bring one, or jump.
- A crossed circle means do not engage. Jump.
- Walk over a keyboard to sign it out. Every swing spends one.
Jump for the PTO form, nobody else will file it.
- The wrong verb leaves you flat footed.
Contact means TERMINATED.
FACILITIES NOTICE: this workspace is below the approved
width. Turn your device sideways.